antiwar protestor

Someone who doesn't give in to everything that the government gives to you. They actually think for themselves. NOT unamerican, in fact, they are being very American by expressing their opinions.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010

Protestant

Member of the religion that broke off from the catholic church many years ago. Basically vandalized the Bible adding and deleting writings as they please. Despise the Catholic Church and it's teachings of saints. Have been known to think they are better than anybody who isn't like them or a member of their church. beleive the catholics are going to hell along with the jews, orthodox, african americans, and homosexuals. They have criticized the Virgin Mary. They try to humiliate the Catholics as much as possible but usually end up getting hated by everyone even more. Beleive saints cannot hear prayer even though the ORIGINAL BIBLE says they can. The Protestants deleted almost anything relating to prayer to saints in the bible. Not all Protestants are bad but many of them have been accused of this stuff.

"My wife is a protestant so she refuses to attend mass with me and refuses to let the kids come with."

by jackv of GE October 30, 2007

g20 protestors

A bunch of middle class brats who would rather cause havoc than do anything constructive to solve them. They hate Corporations and prefer a world of anarchy (although they all live in Mummy and Daddys mansions in Berkshire and Surrey and get driven around in Volvo's). They smash up stores and then get thair Lawyer parents to represent them when they get arrested. They also scream and yell at cops in groups, but once arrested cry like pussies because theyre scared.

Whats that smell? Its a flock of dreadlocked g20 protestors from Guildford!

by Wayne Kussoff April 2, 2009

Protes

Protes- Short for protein of a gratuitous nature.

"ARGGHHGHGH"-Angry Man
"Whats up with him?"- Concerned friend
"Obviously short on his protes for the day"- Other Friend.

by ProtesKing69 January 22, 2011

Surge Protector

a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them

"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."

by Benguin January 28, 2007

Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009