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The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.
I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.
by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008
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Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.
Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.
by Ai Run January 3, 2014
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promstitute

A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:

1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.

Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
by PJ Queen May 31, 2009
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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prostitute

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.
I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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prostitution ring

The circular area of discoloration left after an encounter with a hooker, usually viral or parasitic in nature. Other possible origins can be from rough sexual encounters, the use of cock rings, or being bitten while receiving a blowjob.
Man, I've got to go the doctor! That slut took my fifty bucks and gave me a prostitution ring that could be the clap!
by gland cyclops January 10, 2009
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