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Woman-Proof

A task that a woman is unable to complete while a man is. Also, an item or thing that a woman cannot gain access to that a man can get into.
Woman: "Honey, can you open this jar? I think its stuck."

Man: *Opens jar* "Hmm, must be woman-proof."
by ekusas917 August 30, 2011
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Poofy

The equivilant to a child saying "Poopy!" A censored profanity, if you will. Though it is not a synonym for any words, it can be used as an exclamation or adjective - usually meaning something bad or insulting.
"You are a poofy!" exclaimed Kim to Alex after Alex said something annoying.

"Poofy! What will we do now Matt?" asked Shannon when she couldn't find their school project.
by Samana Cay October 15, 2007
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bullet proof monk

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.
gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.
by lilboykiller May 10, 2009
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proody

In the UK, when someone longs for a child, they're called 'broody'. I long for a pet. I guess that makes me 'proody'.
Seeing all the people playing with their puppies in Hyde Park made me proody.
by Josiebelle June 18, 2009
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proof with words

When someone wants proof of a memory, proof with words counts as proof!
I would like proof with words on how freaky you got!
by Thatswhatsup123 June 8, 2017
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sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.
Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.
by Android23 April 4, 2011
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Txticle Proof

Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.

Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.
Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!
by Sexpert Jane Blow April 30, 2011
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