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object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.
Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010
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prograsm

when a programmer finally finishes his annoying long script that took him many hours and had so many bugs
last night i finally had a prograsm from the HALO CE script.
by i like to drink milk November 2, 2009
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progamer

a professional gamer, someone who makes gaming into a career that is profitable and are typically signed into a contract with an MLG team.
Ken is a progamer but i know i can take him.
by Christoph17 January 12, 2008
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programme

programme see color, i blame microsoft.
by david w spencer. rev. December 28, 2005
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Programmer

(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:

1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;

2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;

For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
"I would like to be a Cliché Programmer."
~Me
by AInternetUser November 1, 2019
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Programmer Liaison

A person or individual that acts as a facilitator and/or middleman between the programmer(s) and another 2nd party or 3rd party (ie: marketing dept. management, customer, company, etc...). A Programmer Liaison can help explain what is actually possible from a technical person(s) standpoint (the programmer) to a non-technical person(s) which can result in a better business environment for any company.
I think we will need to have the Programmer Liaison explain to the Marketing Department in common language what is actually possible when creating our company website from a technical standpoint.
by Programmer Liaison October 20, 2013
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Programmatically

To automatically program as in software or software components.
The codes should be PROGRAMMATICALLY adjusted in our system.
by MSGC08 June 1, 2015
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