priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019

Priestley protector

A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.

Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH

by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019

Prister

The act of being stupid, annoying, etc.

Wow man, stop being such a Prister

by Prister November 21, 2019

Priestophile

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.

Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!

by Urban humor February 28, 2020

Prius

Smart student, basically a know it all, a teachers pet

Miss you forget to give us homework and don't forget about the test today
"Such a prius"

by Tyreecexx February 16, 2021