pre-gaming

Consuming alcohol in smaller amounts before a bigger drinking event with the intention of easing yourself into a night of crazy fun.
First guy: Yea we were pre-gaming with beer tonight.

(gazing at a guy passed out)

Second guy: Yea too bad he didn't pre-game at all, tonight was too much fun for him to handle.

First guy: Sucks to be him.
by McDADe August 28, 2010
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pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.
buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up
by wildturkey69 September 17, 2009
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Pre-cog

The act o pooping in a bath just seconds before the partner gets in it.
Hanna gave me a huge pre-cog last night that I had to hit the shower to get rid of every part of her poop that was stuck on my skin.
by Booty_hunter February 03, 2020
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Pre-cise

(noun) the distinction between a cise and a pre-cise is that a pre-cise is the act of cising something BEFORE it actually happens or even exists. Pre-cising can be due to feelings of preconceived excitement, enthusiasm, or thoughts of awesomeness. Exercise caution when pre-cising - you don't want to set you or others up for unnecessary disappointment.
1. "Omgosh. My outfit for this party is gonna actually be so hot. Like suriously, all eyes are going to be on me. I can just see it. Walk in. Stop the party b/c of how much sex I'm gonna ooze."

"Have you actually bought your outfit yet?"

"Um..no"

"Stop pre-cising yourself. You're gonna pre-cise a non-existent and could just end up looking like shit."

2. "My baby be the shit."
"Yo baby isn't even born yet. You be pre-cising it."
by djs of c4503 December 31, 2011
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pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse
Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.
by Willezz October 19, 2013
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pre-disqualified

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
by bonchk August 01, 2010
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Big pres

Big ass dude with the last name Presley
by Big Burch February 17, 2019
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