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pre-gaming

Consuming alcohol in smaller amounts before a bigger drinking event with the intention of easing yourself into a night of crazy fun.
First guy: Yea we were pre-gaming with beer tonight.

(gazing at a guy passed out)

Second guy: Yea too bad he didn't pre-game at all, tonight was too much fun for him to handle.

First guy: Sucks to be him.
by McDADe August 28, 2010
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pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.
buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up
by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009
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Pre-cog

The act o pooping in a bath just seconds before the partner gets in it.
Hanna gave me a huge pre-cog last night that I had to hit the shower to get rid of every part of her poop that was stuck on my skin.
by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020
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Pre-cise

(noun) the distinction between a cise and a pre-cise is that a pre-cise is the act of cising something BEFORE it actually happens or even exists. Pre-cising can be due to feelings of preconceived excitement, enthusiasm, or thoughts of awesomeness. Exercise caution when pre-cising - you don't want to set you or others up for unnecessary disappointment.
1. "Omgosh. My outfit for this party is gonna actually be so hot. Like suriously, all eyes are going to be on me. I can just see it. Walk in. Stop the party b/c of how much sex I'm gonna ooze."

"Have you actually bought your outfit yet?"

"Um..no"

"Stop pre-cising yourself. You're gonna pre-cise a non-existent and could just end up looking like shit."

2. "My baby be the shit."
"Yo baby isn't even born yet. You be pre-cising it."
by djs of c4503 January 1, 2012
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Pre-Morning

Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am

David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
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pre-munch

Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.

Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."
by CR Representitive April 14, 2012
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Pre-Birthdaying

The almost real party before the realist birthday party happens
Tomorrow is my birthday so today we are pre-birthdaying
by The-wise-one December 22, 2017
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