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potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.
Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!
by NIESMAN September 9, 2014
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute
Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song
by Theo47481 March 14, 2014
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.
by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho
we went potatoing last nite
by gob shite May 23, 2005
mugGet the potatoingmug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.
Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato
by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

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