Potato Sacks 

A term for:
- Extremely Large Titties, beyond anything good
- Extremely Saggy Titties
- A combination of the above

These are often seen in the old ages and ghetto populations

Jack: Dayuuum man! You see the potato sacks on dis girl??

Liam: Yeah bro..........just fucking nasty........they're so saggy its just bad......

Potato Sacks by MU2 April 10, 2011

Michael Potato Head 

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

Michael Potato Head by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

lawn potatoes 

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

lawn potatoes by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

Gnashed Potatoes

Coined in its use in GoW3. Gnashed potatoes refers to a situation where a team mate gets 2 or more crucial kills with the Gnasher shotgun. Due to the graphic content of the game it can be referred to as gnashed potatoes. This term can be applied to GoW, GoW2 and GoW3.

Josh - " I got three guys on me"
Pat- "make some gnashed potatoes then"

Gnashed Potatoes by Izolate September 29, 2011

potatochop 

To edit with Photoshop.

That image is totally potatochopped.

potatochop by noktulo March 9, 2010

Potato Waffle Plate 

A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)

Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.

Potato Waffle Plates change everything!

Potato Waffle Plate by OrangeBlob250 September 9, 2011

potato shingles 

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

potato shingles by galute January 11, 2017