Porto

Porto is shit

Porto ia shit

by Porto is shit December 28, 2020

Portola Valley

It is like the town of atherton in the hills. houses cost anywhere from 4 million to 20 million....its only for rich snobs...mulimillionaires and billionaires live in the area. houses off of cervantes are priced the highest.
people who live in PV have more than one vacation home and their kids own nicer cars than most adults. it is like a low key version of atherton...
PTA parents are everywhere and not only girls but boys wear designer jeans.
PV is for rich snobs who think they arebetter than the rest of the world just because they have more money than the rest of the world
also ex hippies live up on windy hill and claim to be green by everyone driving lexus hybrids.

My girlfriend from the Portola Valley, down in da bay, she got like 5 cars and they cost mo den mah house/.

by sHaReEkA EnTiS June 8, 2007

Porteous

Commonly used in Scottish Slang to criticizes one or more persons based on their manliness or lack there of. Since it is not used in any other culture, the usage has become almost non-existent. :(

Look at that Porteous, she really needs to man up

by Ed_Hale April 7, 2010

Portfolio Management

to get fucked out of your money

Hey, they sent me to portfolio management

by Nick Drrrrr July 28, 2005

pontiown

the act of destroying the weak tuner cars in your sweet ass pontiac usually by a good distance. (sorry wiggers)

dude you totally pontiowned savvchuck's piece of shit honda!

by flaminmane1620 November 1, 2010

portfolio

A substitue for the word vagina used to keep corporate email clean whilst describing to one's buddies the sexual encounter that you had the night before.

Steve: I dove into this broads portfolio like the salmon of Capistrano flock home.
Rob: Wow, she sounds like a classy chick.

by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006

portishead

Anything that is less than completely satisfactory.

That food was Portishead!!

by Adam Farenden April 19, 2008