Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

PodTard

Agreed, PopTard

you are sooo cool bro, Agreed

PodTard

by PodTard, Agree May 13, 2021

poptarys

A term for a group of people who cannot manage to spell the word poptarts correctly.

I heard the poptarys failed their spelling test again, I think it's best if they leave their answers blank if they can even manage that.

by Kiera D May 15, 2021

poptart

a poptart is a sandwich

my poptart was a great sandwich

by the frsh god June 19, 2021

Poptart_cos

Homosexual and hardcore goth

The biggest homo is poptart_cos

by Ho3<3 August 20, 2021

Poptartbro

Poptartbro is the BEST Minecraft Gamer in the WORLD. He is so fucking good at gaming!!!!!!!!!!

Omg I feel like such a Poptartbro right now.

by Poptart_ February 10, 2022

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022