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ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.
Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.
by daman1127 September 19, 2013
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Popping a Chubby on the D-floor

The act of gaining up to 3/4 of an erection whilst suggestively dancing with a partner on a dancefloor.
-The day after Popping a Chubby on the D-floor-

Patrick: Hey dude how was clubbing last night?

Guy: Not bad, I popped several chubbies on the D-floor.

Patrick: Solid.
by FooteGuy December 8, 2010
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
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Collar Popping Syndrome

An epidemic that is spreading across private schools across America. Rich fuckups that feel the need to protect their necks are especially likely to contract Collar Popping Syndrome, or C.P.S. The disease involves a person wearing a button down shirt with the collar flicked up. Not only is this hazardous to personal health but it is also a mortal sin. Anyone, preppy or not, who catches C.P.S. will surely be damned for it.
"Oh my god!! look at those fuckups at the country club, they all have collar popping syndrome. Also see Stang Banga
by i eat preppys April 22, 2005
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Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."
by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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p popin

by jesse calhoun May 25, 2004
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