Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

password poker

Having lost track of which password to use on a specific site , you try them one by one until your head hurts.

I couldn't get my email at your puter because i forgot my gmail pasword so started playing password poker.

by brickfoot November 21, 2010

Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop

"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

by reconboy May 10, 2018

Russian poker

A Russian roulette variant where players take turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads.

In 1946, a teenager was convicted of second-degree murder when he killed his friend in a game of Russian poker.

by Jholder15 January 25, 2019

The Poker

The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships

“I was sitting next to my girlfriend one day and she gave me an attitude so I gave that bitch the poker”

by Finkman June 11, 2019