mento pipelining

When you pour Coca-Cola into your urethra until it reaches your bladder and mixes with the piss (making Coke & Piss) then putting a single Mentos mint down your urethra, reaching and reacting with the Coke & Piss, causing a very pleasant dick explosion.

Dude 1: How do you goon, Dude 2?
Dude 2: Either iglooing or mento pipelining.
Dude 1: How does it fit down there?
Dude 2: I'm a monk.

by manaphy_games March 22, 2025

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

American pipeline

The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy

Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"

by Johnny_sins69 March 20, 2021

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Siberian pipeline

When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.

Gave my girl a Siberian pipeline last night because she was hammered from all the vodka.

by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020

Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021