skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons

A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.

Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.

by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

higher than pigeon pussy

Way to describe just how high on drugs someone really is.

Dude, have you seen Seth? He's higher than pigeon pussy right now!

by Anastacia Lee April 22, 2017

shit on my pidgeons

When someone's argument completely outshines your own.

That guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. He really 'shit on my pidgeons' that time.

by MutoKei June 15, 2017

Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018

Fuck a pigeon

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon

Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons

by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021