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Pintado

A person who makes jokes right on the spot relevant to the conversation at hand. Able to keep morale up by putting them self's down. Typically funny but also a realist.
Pintado: Everyone is great at running, besides me. *Laughs at self*
Everyone else: *laughs along*
by YagaClan March 24, 2019
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piratabee

A pirate wannabe. One given to beginning sentences with "arrr," the wearing of eye patches and tricornes, and sacking Spanish colonies, without the proper training or credentials.
Black Dick hasn't got any loot, rape, or pillage experience, but he's always tricked out like a piratabee.
by Captain Equinox November 7, 2006
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pinktard

when your penis is very pink
Kinky: that's very pinktard
by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017
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pintard

noun:

1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.
1. Dude stop farting! You are such a freaking pintard.
by onewaydsp October 23, 2010
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Pingtastic

ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes

n.

1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
Cut the crap Wei, we know you beat your wife you pingtastic piece of shit.
by Cadet Boi September 18, 2008
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Piratalie

A secret average everyday pirate. Normally by the name of Natalie. Also refered to as Patches Tends to be very beautiful and funny. Get to know one soon.
Astronaut loves Piratalie.
by tiedyemaster9 December 24, 2008
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punatan

When someone unexpectedly yanks your penis real hard, then runs away.
"Libby just gave me a punatan!"
by SeffreyJimon October 23, 2007
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