Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area

This is a shit posting forum

by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

stop posting about baller

stop posting about baller! Im tired of seeing it. My friends on tiktok be like: BALLER well i forgot the rest of the lyrics

stop posting about baller im tired of seeing it!!!111!!111!

by MatMannn_ November 9, 2022

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007