Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

Perry

To Perry.

Leicestershire slang for the act of ejaculating before intercourse is initiated.

No way has Tom done a perry , his trousers were on and her head only passed his crotch

by Just_Indi October 15, 2020

Brooklyn Perry

A bitch with blond hair; not a true friend whines and cries about everything; breaks tablets.

Don't be such a Brooklyn Perry

by Daddysbaby March 23, 2019

Dirty Perry

People who play minecraft, edit, and have a turquoise platypus fetish. They are also platypus furries.

OMG look it's a Dirty Perry in his perry costume!!!

by Your WeebyStalker July 11, 2020

Perrea

In spanish it meanz 2 fuck

perreame
fuck me

by baby April 22, 2004

Katy Perry

A singer who believes that she can write inspirational music, is extremely talented, and is unique because she dyes her hair/changes wigs on a daily basis.

Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?"

You: No.

by misspseudonymous September 10, 2012

Katy Perry

A misunderstood pop star who is judged by songs she didn't even write. People think she writes about lesbian concepts because of the six songs people have actually fucking heard on the radio. People judge her because of these songs, but then once they listen to one of her other forty-some songs, including the ones she wrote herself, they realize "Oh shit, she's actually an amazing singer, songwriter, performer, and way more successful than me!" She is a flawless, amazing human, and the first female to ever have 5 singles hit the #1 spot from one album.

Person: "Oh, Katy Perry can't sing."
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"

by ***Wut?*** March 31, 2013