A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
by CrispyK May 20, 2020

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

by bar20 January 8, 2010

Jon took Sally to his Pen of Peccancy where he ravaged her and made her pussy so sore it bled like a stuck pig!!
by Tent peg July 20, 2017

by Starorium May 27, 2018

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022
