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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
max payton is totally a furry.
by o5706 April 10, 2020
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Payton

a rude person that is sassy and is spoiled and will get a phone when very young. Is very annoying type of person very ugly and is considered a robber steals peoples things will have a lot of deaths is her life will have very few friends.
paytons are dumbasses FUCK YOU PAYTONS
by idioticbitch November 18, 2019
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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Payton

This BITCH is not to be messed with. A good friend, but if you take her to your house, don’t expect to have any food left. 5 side guys. That’s the highest amount of guys she will cheat on you with.
That girl is such a Payton. Talk about a smelly whore in the house😩
by Payton👅 June 17, 2018
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Payton

Payton,means he is gay ,and a fagit he only cares about himself,he is dumb ,cute, but he is gay ,Payton is a player !
Payton means -Player ,fagot,man hoe,gay ,but you gotta say he cute!
by Sarah is the.Queen October 11, 2018
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payton

A fucking asshole who says they like u and then falls off the edge of the world.
oh look its a wild asshole, no it isnt its payton
by juanito yo mom ito June 22, 2020
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Payton

A stupid Bitch who like to vagina punch innocent people who also has a kidney infection. She is loud and obnoxious with big titties that attack your face everytime she hugs you, and her boyfriend is a asshole too.
Man, Payton is being herself today.
by BrunoBaby March 27, 2015
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