PMS Patty

Someone female or male, who feels the need to whine, bitch and moan about everything. They are in a shitty mood constantly and suffer from intense mood swings

Dude Frank would not shut the hell up last night all he did was whine.
I know he was being a real PMS Patty

by Kaizilla January 18, 2011

krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia

Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!

by Nooch333 March 2, 2007

smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.

I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.

by pie master August 12, 2006

Patty Melt

When a fat girl queefs in your face.

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.

by Sameolde July 8, 2016

fat patty

English teachers stanky crotch.

My english teacher likes to touch her fat patty in class.

by SarJu April 4, 2003

fag pattie

A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.

Kate, you're eating meat again?

No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?

by iamarapgod October 1, 2007

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011