A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023
Get the Pasta Fishmug. A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023
Get the Pasta Fishmug. Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.
by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021
Get the Choclate Pastamug. When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the Cock pastamug. by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015
Get the Pasta Pizzamug. A creepy pasta is a written fictional story on the creepy pasta website made to scare/frighten the reader many of the things in creepy pastas are talked about outside of website website like slendeman,sonic.exe to name a few.
friend 1:have you seen the creepy pasta it was about insert creepy pasta here and gave me the chills
friend 2:wow that insane must have been creepy
friend 2:wow that insane must have been creepy
by pumpkin- April 11, 2022
Get the creepy pastamug. by Steviet7 May 4, 2009
Get the Pasta Mixmug.