parawhore

a person who has everything to do about the band Paramore

"Gosh don't be such a parawhore Tina you big fat lard."

by brianna rose February 18, 2009

paraphernalia

weirdly shaped vagina

when your box hangs its become paraphernalia

whoop whoop

by gutsinabucket May 12, 2021

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

gay parakeet

A parakeet that has sex with parakeets of the same sex.

I'm pretty sure Polly was a gay parakeet

by Gladys Seagullman May 16, 2006

parawhore

One of those super annoying freshmen girls that lives their entire life by everything Hayley Williams says or does. Also, the ones who insist they're "scene kids" just because they can wear a bow by their bangs and know all the words to Misery Business.

Haley: "I'm such a parawhore."

Haily: "ZOMG! I'm a parawhore too!"

Halie: "OH EM GEE! ME TOO! Let's be each other!"

normal person: "You guys, Paramore sucks."

by SummerLea January 3, 2008

Parachute

When after sex a man needs to drop a load the woman pulls on the scrotum of the man like opening a parachute to signal the male to shit on her chest

Oh honey thanks for the great head, but I really need to shit can you pull my parachute

by Jump master veroni January 18, 2010

parashit

A prank that occurs when two friends are using stalls beside one another in a public restroom. The prankster wipes himself with toilet paper and then, instead of letting the paper fall into the bowl, he takes it and hurls it over the stall divider into the lap of his victim.

I was out with Craig and after the buffet we had to go to the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it? That sick puppy gave the green light to a parashit assault!

by chessthecat August 1, 2010