pansexuality

Bisexuality for people who are too cool to call themselves bisexual.

"Bisexuality? That's too mainstream. Pansexuality is for the truly open-minded. You probably don't even know what that means."

by G-Dale June 14, 2015

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

pansexual

A weirdass alien girl with a fake lipring and blue hair.

"Dude, Pansexual just tried to grind with me."
"What the fuck has she been doing with my pans??"

by Nico from NIU August 23, 2008

pansexual

A person who is attracted to all genders and etc. Such as, animals, objects, family members, same sex, trannies

Friend: what would you like to do today?
Pansexual: anything, maybe even you.
Friend: excuse me?
Pansexual: wanna have a threesome with my dog?

by fatbich January 4, 2014

pansexual

A person fluid in sexual orientation, gender, and/or sexual identity.

Jessie considers both hir orientation and gender changeable and self-identifies as pansexual.

by anon October 23, 2003

pansexual

A person who will fuck anything with a hole

*wall with random hole* Pansexual: the stillness of the wall turns me on *fucks the shit out of the wall*

by Iron_Monger May 12, 2016

pansexual

One who swears that he/she is singularly and uncontrollably aroused by pans.

Sex shop owner: "We got whips, hand-cuffs, feathers, chains, dildos, butt-plugs, cock-rings, joy-buzzers, batons, tasers, axes, machetes, M-16s, SAMs, anthrax-"
Pansexual: "Got any pans?"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005