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Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.
My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.
by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015
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Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!
by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022
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carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.
What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?
by BritMen November 24, 2016
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Puss Fat

A bulging pouch of skin that starts at the bottom of the stomach and ends at the top of the vajayjay. It bulges further out from top to bottom and peaks in the center. Picture slicing a world globe in half and placing it below the stomach.
Steve: Hey Bill, think you could find that girls vajayjay?

Bill: I'd have to look under her puss fat for sure. That vajayjay hasn't seen daylight since Christ was a baby.
by gamisiking July 10, 2016
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puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.
by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022
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puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)
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lego puss

"bros tryna get roblox lego puss"
by Ttv_vincentjl27 August 12, 2023
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