jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch

OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf

by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010

Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 8, 2011

red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016

Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 21, 2018

invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL

the party was ruined by an invalid punch

by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022