Pussy Pudding

Pronounced 'Pussy Pud-in'
A creamy white substance that accumulates around a womans vaginal opening preceding the action of saliva and vaginal secretions being mixed together by the butter churning motions of the male penis during sex. Quantity of production is dependent upon the level of the females stimulation.

Guy #1: I'm telling you she's not in to you dude, she's using you.
Guy #2: And I'm telling you that you're a jealous butt pirate. I had that girls V-jay jay creamin' enough pussy pudding last night to feed Somalia.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Making Pudding

To have sex with your significant other before a shower.

Bob: "Lets go Make Pudding girl."
Girl: "I'll get the shower ready."

Friend:" Were you Making Pudding?"

by Steffanie Pirate January 28, 2009

Marlboro pudding

The disgusting act of coughing up a phlegm ball usually done by smokers. The spit is then labeled "Marlboro Pudding".

"Wow, I smoked way too much last night at the bar... I've been coughing up "marlboro pudding" all morning."

by Hvinee October 10, 2006

man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

by Dead April 22, 2003

Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.

Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.

by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005

Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 28, 2003

Pudding Cup

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.

John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

by Ben on the Zombie Board October 5, 2006