garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018

Prairie princess

A prairie princess is a Aboriginal woman that resides in the Canadian prairies

Dan: I brought this prairie princess home from the bar last night

Steven: sick dude did she make you Bannick in the morning?
Dan: no dude

by Canman1757 May 18, 2021

Fancy Prairie

Tiny town of about 90, 30 of whom are related. The only way to get there is to get lost on the way to somewhere else. Don't blink as you go through town or you'll miss it.

"Went through Fancy Prairie earlier today; got lost on the way to Middletown."

by illegalitygirl October 19, 2020

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Prairie Snogging

Fudge dibbling after the receiver had been prairie dogging.

Blumpkins are out, prairie snogging is in.

by Amanda Fahl July 13, 2024