Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.

Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!

by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021

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Prairie Diddling

When a person goes to the bathroom and begins prairie dogging repeatedly until they reach climax

Wife to husband: "Honey you've been in the bathroom a long time, are you Prairie Diddling in there?"

by Citrus McGee October 3, 2024

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A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.

Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.

by FCDubbs August 28, 2022

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Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 7, 2022

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garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018

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