Prairie Blumkin

The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face

Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!

by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024

Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 7, 2022

Prairie Tongue

Prairie tongue refers to the vulva surrounding the vagina and clit

I have to move my prairie tongue to flick my bean.

by Luv butter October 21, 2021

Prairie Dog

When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.

Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 7, 2021

garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

by Wooglas October 23, 2024