When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.
by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021
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“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”
by Wavsyet January 11, 2021
Get the Pork possum lover mug.Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.
by fungusfriend April 20, 2021
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Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022
Get the Possum pads mug.A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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