Portuguese fart

When a man ejaculates in an anus and the recipient farts, excreting a white creamy substance

She had the biggest Portuguese fart after we did it

by Dirty_shteve May 6, 2024

portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.

My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders

by Tytybubu November 22, 2015

Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Portuguese devil

The nickname given to my idol pris pendu.

The Portuguese ghost is always found around the poor towns of Luxembourg and andorra.

The Portuguese devil is clear of Uber eats pepsi (the terroriser of estonia)

by The ghost Pris December 30, 2022

Portuguese

Used to describe someone who is incredibly physically attractive, even if they are not of Portuguese descent.

“Did you see Charles and Charlotte broke up? I bet he’s having a rough time, she was really portuguese!”

by User9729736726837 January 25, 2023

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018