Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self

Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!

by Adave August 29, 2006

pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.

Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.

by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.

Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!

by CrabPoon January 20, 2009

pittsburg steam roller...

wHEN YOU FUCK A GIRL IN THE ASS AND YOU FINSH OFF AND CUM THE SHE SHITS THE MIXTURE OF CUM AND SHIT ON YOUR CHEST AND SMAERAS IT IN WITH HER BUT CHECKS..

WHEN I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL IN THE ASS SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME A pittsburg steam roller... and smeared it in...

by GABBA FUCKMA March 4, 2009

pittsburgh cinnamon roll

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.

(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "

by Bill Tremonti April 25, 2011

mr pitts

is a fag. he enjoys ejaculating all over his young children.

Many agree that Mr Pitts should be sucked into a glacier .
Man, that mr pitts is a fag
I hope mr pitts realizes that he is a horribly sick man and raping his daughter/son/and trilobite roleplaying wife everyday is not legal.
Mr pitts penis was made into chunky beef stew on the island of guatamala.

by caitlin555sgsgdjhfjhrje December 24, 2008