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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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pirate participant

Describing anybody who imposes on an engagement without invitation or registration.
One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.
by redrunner777 January 20, 2007
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Pirate Peek

When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.
Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?

Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
by ID 10 T error June 27, 2011
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pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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pirates bay

The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.
person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.
by GeOfFfFfFfF May 7, 2018
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Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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