Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.

The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

Aero-Excretory Phobia by Scribester March 11, 2018

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Rack-no-phobia

The fear of not enough rack (cocaine)

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun

Rack-no-phobia by BigggggT May 29, 2020

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Code-O-Phobia

Develop a negative feeling while writing messy code

I think I got Code-O-Phobia

Code-O-Phobia by anonymous2207 January 26, 2021

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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.

ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran

ed sheeran phobia by eggsheeran August 28, 2021

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