drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

purple pen

An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

by Papa Grubb February 12, 2020

ben pennings

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

by CrispyK May 20, 2020

Pen Pal

A Pen Pal (acronym: PP) is a form of connection that is superior to all other forms of connections, especially, and most specifically, any Rival Pen Pals (acronym: RPP).

Also in true RPP style let’s organise it for our very first day together, dear Pen Pal.

by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017

Pig pen

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.

Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.

by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018