Al Pacino

Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:

The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way

Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:

Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )

There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.

" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "

" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "

" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

Weekend Parking

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.

*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(

by kikic33 July 17, 2011

cold-packing

to find a recently deceased person (post morgue preferably) and have intercourse with the cold body.

John worked in the crematorium just so he could go cold-packing a couple of times a week.

by LynkPDX March 14, 2009

TV parking

A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.

Hey Look a space by the door, it's TV parking

by Rinne C December 22, 2007

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Picking Fetish

To get sexual gratification from making your NFL Pick 'em picks every week.

Jacob developed a picking fetish after his first year of participating in an NFL Pick 'em league.

by benthewhite October 18, 2008

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004