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by dan April 28, 2003
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Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
by mr bombo February 27, 2004
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outdouched

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts
examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion
by hwic December 27, 2007
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Ostroflate

to remove the excess urine from a penis by the means of shaking, draining, jingling, ringing etc... Shake once thats fine, shake twice that's okay. Shake three times you're playing with yourself.
After I peed I forgot to ostroflate, so I ended up getting pee all over my shorts. My boxer shorts never get piss on them because I'm always sure to ostroflate before I put my dick away.
by L.A. Rogers March 20, 2008
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Outlookdyscalendaria

A medical condition brought upon by technology, whereby affected person(s) consistently make errors in the use of Microsoft Outlook (or similar products).

(see examples)

This condition typically affects members of upper management and research suggests a concentration of afflicted persons in the finance discipline.

Warning to System Administrators: NEVER under any circumstance grant afflicted users administrative privileges outside of his personal computer.
Symptoms of Outlookdyscalendaria include inability to schedule meetings without rescheduling numerous times, resulting in none of the invitees attending and occasionally even the meeting requester due to confusion. In extreme cases, inability to distinguish between AM and PM results in meetings scheduled during the middle of the night, when the business entity is a standard 9am-5pm operation.

In some cases, afflicted person has difficulty distinguishing between email addresses and also sends sensitive content to inappropriate recipients.
by Opus_Penguin October 3, 2008
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Outdoornicate

"Hey, are you going to the picnic? I was thinking we could find ourselves a secluded area and outdoornicate, Bring a towel."
by The Perfect Moustache June 17, 2009
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Outdormsman

University student, with a dorm room as a primary residence, whom spends more time outdoors. (i.e. Hiking, Camping, General Outdoor Recreation)
My college room mate was never around because he was an outdormsman, but he had a lot of stuff.

Most outdormsman will tell you they have "more firewood then nights in the dorms".
by kushnugz May 24, 2011
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