Otter Magic, is a lighthearted, comic and intentional corruption of the word automatic. Otter Magic is a term used by folks well versed in firearms use and terminology. The phrase its self is used to refer to semiautomatic weapons, and specifically to semiautomatic shotguns.
Guy #1: Dude, check it out! I gust got my new pump shotgun today! I'll finally be able to shoot fast like a Boss.
Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
by SuperBaconJam April 20, 2015
Get the Otter Magicmug. by Burrisms May 11, 2018
Get the Man ottermug. by uncleember July 13, 2021
Get the Wetter than an otter’s pocketmug. A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
by *blink blink* April 4, 2021
Get the hairy ottermug. a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
Get the ottermug. me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021
Get the wetter than an otter pocketmug. 