The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.
Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
by The Hook Inventor November 07, 2007
by screecwe August 22, 2009
a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.
She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.
by Jwales December 25, 2010
Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.
Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.
by Jackson and Doug December 09, 2019
to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with
by hookup hoar October 10, 2005
any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone
Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"
by A jerzy boy December 06, 2003