Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 08, 2017

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 20, 2018

Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.

For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*

by "kilo" November 01, 2003

toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 17, 2013

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 September 02, 2008

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 21, 2009