Trinary Scale

Evolving from the binary scale for rating females, the trinary scale attempts to incorporate the influence of alcohol on the binary scale. For example, instead of the usual 0 = won't bang and 1 = will bang, the trinary scale goes from 0 to 2, where 0 = never bang, 1 = will bang drunk, and 2 = will bang anytime

Jack: Dude, I saw this girl in class who was a legit 2 on the trinary scale
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009

purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 13, 2010

Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.

I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.

by LeahNicole April 6, 2009

doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008

Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..

Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !

by binydeamon March 22, 2009