Air Note

When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.

Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.

by Zirk December 15, 2008

your airness

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.

Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.

by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013

Ball Air

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.

He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.

by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

Air Mace

A word Brando made up for Trevor’s whip. Which is technically a really long flail anyway, so whatever.

Trevor Belmont: I will save the day and I will make this go away. I will hit you all in the balls with this Air Mace. Motherfuckah

by Charles_Martel November 7, 2019

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled

John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.

by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010

Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.

Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.

by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010