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Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
That big mountain cow ate my phone.
by Bob is always right November 22, 2016
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Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.
I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........
by DaHolmes February 9, 2023
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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.
Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".
by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011
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Spazz Cow

When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.
Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow
by Linksi May 13, 2009
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