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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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billie eilish obsession

a billie eilish obsession is when you are obsessed with billie eilish, you would do anything for her no matter what. you put her infront of anyone.
“your billie eilish obsession is getting out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
excuse you? everything.”
by stinky_ass November 2, 2023
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Carroll Obsession

When someone becomes so obsessed with another person that they stalk them and show up at their house. Once shut down, they then create a web of lies to trap the other person.
"Did you ever get rid of your Carroll obsession?"
"No, I can't get her off my mind. I think I should stand on her coffee table and declare my love."
by CHACHACHA69 May 22, 2010
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obsessed

obsessed
by Someguy68 August 4, 2021
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Mosey obsessed

by joebidenswife July 11, 2021
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Obsessive Disorder

One individual who's obsessed with another person who keeps on harassing someone and won't get a life and makes everyone in public feel uncomfortable.
I'm not a fan of obsessive disorder,it makes me suicidal.
by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025
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Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.
By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.
by Cucklife February 5, 2021
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