otter owners

total badass

he’s a otter owners he’s a badass

by showtime1055 February 11, 2019

ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.

Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*

by Big tits dayle May 18, 2018

otter

noun

A mythical semiaquatic fish-eating mammal believed to be part of the weasel family, with an elongated body, dense fur, and webbed fee

“Is that an otter?!?”
“Huh? No, that’s a floating stick you fucktard. What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Grumpygills May 27, 2018

bog otter

A large floating turd that refuses to flush.

Don't go in there there is a massive bog otter and it won't leave.

by LizardQueen. June 14, 2019

fluffy otter

When the women is laying on her back and the dude is straddling her while titty fucking her and blows a huge load on her face.

“Dude, I totally gave a girl from Georgia a fluffy otter last night!”

by sugartitzzzz August 28, 2019

Otter Pop

An Otter Pop is when you gently place your teeth at the base of a used tampon and pull while sliding the left over remains with your fingers up to your mouth.

Johnny decided he would try something new today...like a fresh otter pop from his girlfriend!

by T - Drummer December 15, 2017

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018