Your Opptimus Prime is your number one opp. Someone who makes you angry as soon as they step into your field of view. Combines opp with prime (which means first) to get Opptimus Prime.
Bro A : Isn't that David sitting in Wing Stop on his own?
Bro B : That guy is awful man, I beg lets leave. That guy is my Opptimus Prime.
Bro B : That guy is awful man, I beg lets leave. That guy is my Opptimus Prime.
by KRZ-akk1 February 25, 2026
Get the Opptimus Prime mug.The state of mind achieved when your attitude completes the journey from pure optimism to confusion to skepticism to exhaustion to finally exasperation.
John experienced optimisperation after trying to reason through the political maze of the differing sides.
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Supportively hopeful regarding either a deep submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) or a crystal-ball-gazing spiritualist.
Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.
by QuacksO December 15, 2025
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Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
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by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017
Get the Dildo-optimums mug.A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
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Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.
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