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lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally
Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home
by highboi May 14, 2018
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put one's foot down

Take a firm stand. This idiom alludes to setting down one's foot firmly, representing a firm position. Late 1800s
put one's foot down
She put her foot down and said we could not go to the carnival
by Yousra Shahy December 9, 2008
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onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
by Etan September 5, 2003
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gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
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make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?
1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!
by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008
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MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 23, 2003
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Onesimus

1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus

forms about life comes from a profound continuity of

thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to

plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact

considers each minor decision to be tantamount.

2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.

2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.

3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
by deweydare February 6, 2010
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