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Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement
Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.
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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.
Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.
by childishbeat March 25, 2023
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security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad
dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy
by nexusmoki January 23, 2023
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Security Breach Halloween Hack is a retelling of FNAF Security Breach as well as a fan sequel to the Earthbound Halloween Hack by Toby Fox when he went by the name Radiation. It is written by Daniel Movie Productions, and follows the main character, a bounty hunter named Varik, getting hired by Fazbear Entertainment to search the Mega Pizza Plex to find missing people. You can read the story on Wattpad.
Person 1: Dude, FNAF Security Breach sucked.

Person 2: I know, but Security Breach Halloween Hack is a bit better.
by Dong Jr. January 27, 2024
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ay boo what's your social security number

one and only XXXTENTACION comments on Kylie Jenner's old Instagram post of her on an adventure saying "ay boo what's your social security number"
Kylie Jenner post:

XXXTENTACION comments: ay boo what's your social security number
by Plootus February 2, 2024
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