Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Ollie Kirk

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024