Proper Sausage

Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018

Sausage Dogger

One who is able to handle multiple penises inserted into their mouths by using their own jizz as lubrication

Hey man watch out! I heard Cam's a sausage dogger

Sausage dogger? Oh yeah I know him....Isn't that Cameron?

by the cootie queen October 22, 2010

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008