by pseudonym not chosen March 10, 2016
A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
by Bellyuoers August 07, 2015
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017
pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
by burbman1969 April 13, 2021
John is a jello bean
by 711 worker December 08, 2023
Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
by Racist brownies February 04, 2025
by H3y it's jayj March 19, 2016