When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
by Wild-bill December 13, 2017
Get the dump dashmug. Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015
Get the seed dumpingmug. A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
Get the company dumpmug. Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
Get the CAT DUMPmug. The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.
Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.
by Zachzilla August 18, 2020
Get the fridge dumpmug. by dj shitdog October 24, 2007
Get the funny dumpmug. when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
by nigger block October 26, 2012
Get the Afgani dumpmug.